It has been a long time since I posted. It has been a long time since I had a story like this to tell. If you happen to read this, you can give me feedback. Perhaps Xanga is a thing of the past. But I sure like it better that In-your-Facebook. So my Washington Washing machine died at the turn of the year. Replacing it is a long story, but I now have a front loading Maytag with ultra electronics. It weighs my laundry and measures out the water to use just the right amount so that all our precious Washington water is not wasted (like we might have a shortage). Well, all the 'things' are added to my washer from the top, into a little drawer. The soap, bleach, and softener all go in a little drawer with compartments on the top left. SO I thought it would be convenient to leave the fabric softener on top of the machine, especially since this machine is much better balanced than the first front loader we had installed (I told you, that was a story). Convenient, yes. Proverbs tells us that a lazy man is kin to a destroyer. Hmm. Sometime during my 4th load of laundry today, the brand new Downey softener container- the one I bought at Costco last week and is Costco sized- the one sitting atop my washing machine....that bottle rattled OFF my Washer and plummeted to the floor of the laundry room, into a laundry basket lying there waiting for the next load to come out of the washer. It hit with an impact of unusual force. I did not see it, but can deduce this by the spray pattern of Downey which I found a bit later. (I was smelling Downey and wondering about it...). Downey- splattered on my new machine and 2 dryers. Downey on two walls, the door and in three areas of the ceiling. Downey- a cupful in the laundry basket and half a cup spread on the floor, under washer and dryers. Downey on the clean clothes atop the dryer. Downey scent overpowering the whole house. Apparently when the bottle hit the floor, it had great internal pressure; the cap broke, but probably not all at once. It probably just split a little, forming a high pressure spray that went everywhere. It was a sight. CK, SM Beatrice and I all set to clean-up. Girls on the dryers wiping the ceiling. Girls on stools getting the high walls. Floor wiping. Low wall wiping. Something for everyone. It was not easy- Downey is very concentrated. Triple wiping, and then mopping the floors twice. But I think we got it. What is left of my Downey sits atop a nice, stable shelf. We will get it up and down for each load now. Tomorrow's joys: what will April bring this fool? |